ho ho ho

(explanation for picture is somewhere below, I suck at adding pics in the right place apparantly. oops. Sue me.)

Christmas is officially 10 days away from today, nuts. Thanksgiving was quite the experience in the Bystry household this year. Since I decided (wisely) to live on a tropical island for about 5 years it was the first turkey day that I've been to with the family for that long.





Emily brought a guest. Emily has a new boyfriend. Emily brought a teenager. Emily is 28 years old, turning 29 in March. Emily is dating a FRICKEN 20 YEAR OLD BOY.





Ay yi yi that girl.





The chick calls me for guy advice, why? Who knows, it's proven she doesn't listen. Dork. Oh but wait I stand corrected, the dude left his teen years and is now 20, my bad. What a difference. Ya know, when people are in thier 30's and 40's it's not such a huge deal, but my sister was a freshman in highschool when this little guy was in kindegarten. Talk about a cougar. hah.





Now on to the outfit of choice.





It's always an interesting sight to see what Em will show up in, or lack there-of, literally. Her fashionable appearance was, and I'm not kidding, black corduroy pants with red flames going down the sides, a short black ruffled tube top under a see-through sequence black barely-there thing that tied in the back. her bra was showing, her boobage was showing, her belly was showing. OH and the make-up. For whatever reason struck her that morning, she felt the need to look like a washed out dracula with black bushy eyebrows. She had no make up on except for drawing in her thick eyebrows BLACK.... So, of course, I gave her another shirt I will never see again and I made her take that crap out of her eyebrows and I did a nice little make-over. I just realized I have no pictures on this blog at all, and I have a result of the finished product so maybe I'll insert it here....

Alright so it didn't work out the way I wanted it to but it's at the top of the page :) I'm not a pro with this blogging shit.

Moving on, christmas should be interesting, not sure if she's still with teenager turned 20, but he's a nice guy, I approve.